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Story Pentagon Propaganda Program a Resounding Success admin 0 01/28/2009 - 14:05
Story Donald Rumsfeld Redefines "Insurgent", Issues "Donald Rumsfeld Guide" admin 0 01/28/2009 - 14:01
Story GOP Moves to Add Nine Months to Official Age of Americans admin 0 01/28/2009 - 13:58
Story Bush and Cheney Issue "Reasons to be Cheerful" Iraq Checklist admin 0 01/28/2009 - 13:56
Story Wing-Clipped NASA to Launch Wal-Mart Budget Spacecraft admin 0 01/28/2009 - 13:53
Story Polarization Fertility Experiment Goes Awry, Creating Magnetic Babies admin 0 01/28/2009 - 13:51
Story Time is Accelerating, Study Finds admin 0 01/28/2009 - 13:45
Story Checkout Clerk Adds Apples and Oranges, Earth Wobbles admin 0 01/28/2009 - 13:42
Story Low Bush Approval Ratings Save Taxpayers Millions This Election Year admin 0 01/26/2009 - 22:07
Story Bill Gates Relaunches Self As XML-RPC Web Services Collection admin 0 01/26/2009 - 18:59
Story USA Patriot Act To Ease Deficit With Pay-Per-View "Candid Americams" admin 0 01/26/2009 - 18:41
Story President Bush Pardons Lewis "Scooter" Libby admin 0 01/26/2009 - 18:18
Story Bush On Strike From Carlyle Group For Longer Vacations, Shorter Working Hours admin 0 01/26/2009 - 18:14
Story Study Suggests Malaise May Be Linked to Angst admin 0 01/26/2009 - 18:10
Story Pam Anderson Out-Pumps Arnold Schwarzenegger in California Governor Race admin 0 01/26/2009 - 18:05
Story Pat Robertson Vaporized By Asteroid Apophis admin 0 01/26/2009 - 16:36
Story Paris Hilton Video Network to Launch Friday admin 0 01/26/2009 - 12:10
Story Pat Robertson Retracts God's Wrath Statement on Dover, Pennsylvania School Board admin 0 01/26/2009 - 12:07
Story Tom DeLay: Tax Cuts, Faith to Prevent Apophis Asteroid Collision admin 0 01/26/2009 - 12:02
Story Kansas Education Board Touts Flat Earth Curriculum admin 0 01/26/2009 - 11:59
Story Bill Frist Explains the Blind Trust (and Announces Presidential Candidacy) admin 0 01/26/2009 - 11:55
Story Avant News Job Interview Tips: How to Fake the Liver Biopsy admin 0 01/26/2009 - 11:42
Story President Cheney Shills For Grand Canyon Oil Drill Plan admin 0 01/26/2009 - 11:37
Story Entire Cast of Survivor Guatemala Killed in Nuclear Bunker-Buster Test Blunder admin 0 01/26/2009 - 08:59
Story Cheney Showcases New Detainee "Gimp Suit" Torture Apparel admin 0 01/25/2009 - 23:10

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