5 Reasons Why North Korea Wants to Start World War III

On November 24, 2010, the mischievous Democratic People's Republic of Korea (DPRK), also known as North Korea, launch a artillery attack against South Korea. This attack is the latest in a series of aggressive activities by Pyongyang since the ceasefire of the Korean War in 1953. Our experts, following numerous minutes of skimming articles in the New York Post, Fox News and Mad magazine, have have come up with 5 reasons why North Korea wants to wage war with South Korea and ultimately start World War III.

Kim Jong Il: The "Dear Leader" is one crazy ass mofo!

1. They voted for it. Being the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, they had a democratic vote on the issue. Under their unique system only the "Dear Leader" Kim Jong Il has a vote. Thus, a unanimous vote of 1-0 for war was made.*
2. What do they have to lose? Life pretty much sucks there already.
3. "Dear Leader" Kim Jong Il is one crazy ass mofo! Name another world leader besides Iran's Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, also a nut job, who can get away with wearing a Member's Only jacket in public.
4. They're racists and hate all Asians (apparently themselves included).
5. South Korea ignored their Facebook friend request.

* Officially there were 2 recounts followed by the determination that there was no hanging chad (hanging cho in Korean).