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Microsoft Launches MS-Word Ultimate® With Poetry Checker

By admin - Posted on August 8th, 2005

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Redmond, WA, November 2, 2006 -- Microsoft Products announced today that MS-Word Ultimate®, available Spring 2007 and currently in the beta testing process, will include a Poetry Checker among its new features. While the product performs its designated functions flawlessly, it has nonetheless met with somewhat mixed reviews.

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