5 Interesting Facts about Sarah Palin's New Book
By admin - Posted on November 19th, 2009
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On November 17, 2009 the American public witnessed the release of Sarah Palin's tell-all book, "Going Rogue: An American Life". Here are some previously unknown facts about the book.
Actual 2008 NEA Alaska Poster: Governor Sarah Palin goes to the dogs — to encourage young people to read.*
- This is the first book officially endorsed by the NRA as a weapon for hunting wolves (assuming it's thrown hard enough from a helicopter).
- The book may be found in the teen pregnancy prevention section of most book stores. Its intended use is that of a how-not-to guide for parents.
- If the book is thrown into the Bering Sea it may eventually wash up on the shore in Russia.
- The book is very popular on the professional snowmobile racing circuit, as attested to by professional racer Jasper Clintook who said, "We can't believe Todd is tappin' that!"
- The original title was "$1.25 Million Retainer: Americans Are Suckers".
* Really, this is NOT a Photoshop!! Proof!
(we're not sure about how reading to dogs links to literacy among young people....must be an Alaska thing)
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