5 Observations from the Unsealed Court Documents that Barry Bonds Tested Positive for Steroids
By admin - Posted on February 5th, 2009
- Really!? Here most people were led to believe he was just a very late bloomer.
- Apparently the same court documents also revealed that bears actually do shit in the woods.
- Good on Bonds' lawyers moving to suppress witness descriptions of Bonds’ “physical, behavioral and emotional characteristics” — including acne on his back, testicle shrinkage, head size, hat size, hand size, foot size and sexual behavior. On behalf of all people that have ever been in a public shower and 'snuck a peek,' could one, with absolute certainty, accurately say that a person's hands are a different size over time?
- With his size, he should be in the NFL anyway.
- Following his incarceration and inability to land a job after, he has a sweet name for a jail bond company: Barry's Bonds.
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